Meghan’s Baby Blog

So now i have a blog. I tried having one before. I failed. Everything I wrote was so damn boring. I tried writing one from the baby’s point of view, but it ended up being really creepy. So this is just a regular blog, that I’ll probably never update. Or actually I’ll probably update it with random baby information, which just seems to scare my friends from the thought of ever having kids. Being pregnant is fun, honest! I swear! Now somebody have a damn kid so that my baby will have a friend other than the cat. I tried making friends with other pregnant women at an exercise class, but they were all too old, and lived in concord, and people from concord are weird. They have too much money. So I’ve given up on making new friends, so that leaves it up to you guys! Now get cracking!

My other option that Marc pointed out is that i could make friends with the unwed teenage mothers. I’d be super cool. They’d be like "wow, you’re married and you don’t live with your parents! and you have your driver’s license and your own car! wow!"

Any way, stay tuned for weird updates, and eventually cute pictures of our crazy monkey baby. We call her that because she swings around inside like a crazy monkey, and she’ll probably be really hairy, just like her daddy! :)